After a particularly arduous day on the road trying to navigate Beirut's - let's say unique - traffic system, I came home, as usual, in a really bad mood. We've all read the parodies on the hazards of driving in Lebanon, so I'm not going to go there. No, instead, this is my interpretation of what I think traffic signs in this country really mean!
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| Green=Go; Yellow=Go; Red=Eh, maybe |
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| Green=Go; Red=We'll take our chances |
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| Anything goes |
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| LMFAO!! |
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| Yeah, right! |
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| Catch me if you can |
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| TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! |
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| My car goes right here by this sign that says no parking |
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| DO...NOT...COMPUTE |
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| Just Do It! |
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| Collective IQ of Lebanese politicians |










