After a particularly arduous day on the road trying to navigate Beirut's - let's say unique - traffic system, I came home, as usual, in a really bad mood. We've all read the parodies on the hazards of driving in Lebanon, so I'm not going to go there. No, instead, this is my interpretation of what I think traffic signs in this country really mean!
|Green=Go; Yellow=Go; Red=Eh, maybe|
|Green=Go; Red=We'll take our chances|
|Catch me if you can|
|My car goes right here by this sign that says no parking|
|Just Do It!|
|Collective IQ of Lebanese politicians|