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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Say Cheese

Last week, I went to the beach with Mr US and Mr NYC. It was a semi-frou frou place in Beirut, but since it was a week day, I didn't mind. When we got there, there was a woman posing for pictures at the bar, with her friend behind the camera. She kept moving around to make sure that her precious handbag was in every shot - a hot pink Chanel - because, of course, there is no other reason to post pics on Facebook if you can't show off that you bring a Chanel purse... to the beach. This is not an exaggeration, readers. This really happened. Imagine... posing for pics to highlight your designer handbag AT THE BEACH! I think I have seen the epitome of superficial materialism/ stupidity/ desperation.

Now, let me be clear. There is absolutely nothing wrong with owning a designer handbag. I love my bags. But I don't feel the need to a) take pictures of them and post them on Facebook and b) tote them to the beach (of all places). This is mainly because a) I have a life and b) I know that there are more important things going on in the world than who has the latest designer purse.

Women from a certain segment of Lebanese society need to wake up and realize that most people outside their little bubbles care about how much money they have about as much as they care about what Amanda Bynes has been arrested for since she went bat-sh*t crazy. Who is Amanda Bynes, you ask? Yeah, exactly, I rest my case.

MadGlam was over the other day and we were exchanging horror stories about these supposed 'society' women and how they abandon their kids to the care of housekeepers so they can galavant around town getting manicures and attend mindless society events to show off about their bags, jewelry and extravagant vacations. I avoid such events like the plague. I'd rather hang out with the ghosts of Saddam Hussein and Qhaddafi. But Beirut is a small town and you hear things.

When I look around and see what is happening in the world, what is happening in our backyard, and then I see how these women behave, I become totally disgusted. I want to ask these women, aren't you tired? It must be so exhausting to always be in competition with your so-called 'friends'. Why try so hard to out do everyone when there is always going to be someone who is richer than you, prettier than you, thinner than you and - not that you care - smarter than you.

It is so freeing to just be who you are and to surround yourself with people who accept the real you. Step out of your bubble for once and see. 


  1. Hey Anissa,

    I just found out about your blog through a Facebook link Nadia posted and let me tell you, your articles must be the best depiction of how widespread the Lebanese ridiculousness epidemic actually is!
    Thank you for reflecting what I hope goes on in the heads of us few that agree with what you have to say.
    I am seriously addicted! and thoroughly entertained!
    Great Job!

    Your cousin,
    Tania Aboul-Hosn Masry

    1. Thank you so much, Tania! Your comment means a lot!! Hope to see you soon, xoxo.

  2. Very witty and entertaining blog. I'll have to agree with my cuz, this sh!t is awesome.

    Keep 'em coming, always keen on having refreshing things to read online.


  3. Hi Anissa. Great post!

    We got the same problem in Dubai: Jumeirah Janes

  4. Love, Love, Love your blogs!! Incredibly entertaining as always!! You do an amazing job! Keep them coming!!

    Nadia Ghusayni Aboul-Hosn

  5. Thank you all for your comments! I hope you all continue to enjoy reading!!

  6. Hi there,
    Can I have your email address?
    Would you be interested in reviewing products from The Body Shop?

    1. You can reach me at